The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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