Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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