gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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