I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
