Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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