Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I love you. Go after that dick
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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