doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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