He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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