i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Randomize
