If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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