You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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