You don't have asthma, your pregnant
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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