Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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