normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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