i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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