Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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