Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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