I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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