You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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