had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Randomize
