Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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