i think my tv is drunk
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
