I think i sorta joined a cult last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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