this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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