Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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