I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
a search helicopter?!
Houston, we have a squirter
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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