Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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