my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
