the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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