Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
