I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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