Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
