You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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