She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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