oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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