She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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