bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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