do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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