So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
thus making me awesome and them whores
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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