shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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