y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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