I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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