Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
