we're chasing vodka with high fives
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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