UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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