it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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