he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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