what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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