omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I'm really busy with my period
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