yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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